Wednesday 17 August 2011

INFINITY!!!!!!!


“We know that the ancient Egyptians were accomplished taxidermist, this is most likely one of their creations they made to scare away thieves.”  Dr. Jason Hendley of Oxford university said.

Some of the scientists agree with Dr, Hendley while others are less sceptical.

“I find it quite perplexing that the spinal column of the creature is actually attached to the skull.”  Dr.Winston Gorjone explained. “If this was the creation of some ancient taxidermist, the attachment of the skull to the spinal column would have been obvious.  There would be wire holding the skull to the spinal column. In this case, there is not.   The bone is fused together naturally which would indicate that this skeleton may indeed be the remains of some long forgotten species of animal.”

“What we must not forget is that ancient Egyptian lore is filled with half human/half animal beings.” Dr. Gorjone said. “The question that now lies before us is whether or not they were imaginary or if they really existed.

 What can you tell us about the mysterious floating orb that was found in the hidden chamber?
“I am not at liberty to discuss it.” Dr. Gorjone said. “For now the golden sphere is considered a state secret by the Egyptian government and we are not allowed to discuss it with anyone.”

How soon do you think the secret of the floating sphere will be uncovered and when it is, will this information be released to the public?

“Right now the sphere is still inside the great pyramid. From what I have been told it can not be moved.  Technicians have tried using hydraulic pistons to force it free from its present position, but the force field it is generating is to powerful.   What it is and how it has managed to stay afloat for thousands of years is still a mystery.”

On and on and on and on - meow....


"By the late twentieth century, our time, a mythic time, we are all chimeras, theorized and fabricated hybrids of machine and organism; in short, we are cyborgs." 



Tuesday 16 August 2011

FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Didley DMTidge

Oh wanderous crystal
Were you conceived in the breast of a super novae? Did you languidly come into the sensorial from the non-sensorial?
The quality of the crystal is that we know not what they are or in what energy they preside.
Mr DMT, graciously acquired from senorite Barnados of the paedophile bank account sent me scatamarang. Oh Globules of fire fresh shining sun dance. A visit from the cycloptic eye. He hurled fat boulders at my arrogance and sploshed me on a new shore. Unbelievable light brigade. Soldiers of skulduggery. He let me scrump with the harpies and rewrite the tunes. 
One puffle suck from the glass dick and I exhaled lovely whirbelling smoke particles these promptly turned into ice cubes and I left for gobble land. Here I ascended white puffle cloud stairs and came to an imp. This impus told ~ ‘There are seven stages to experience. First is the life as you know it followed by death which is another life and you rise through six promotions to become a guardian’
This left me slightly bemused like a tear in rain and I returned after what the clock told me to be an hour. This may have lasted a million years and it would have still felt the same. I came to on the floor with my whiskers in the fluff. This was unlike other party trips – this was not a party trip but an inexplicable odyssey. The second time I ingested the rainbow crystal that evening the smoke after exhalation turned to thousands of small tigers that spread out and crawled~ actually no they swam off throughout the room. They were swimming because their hairs were waving just as they would under water and they paddled as they would as well. Tigers are the best swimmers – the only ones that seem to have been designed to swim as they have webbed paws. This was a message from the celestial if they had been lions they would have not swam but roamed I’m sure. They were so beautiful. 1000s of tiny tigers. It was real.  I remerged into the puffle land and began to ascend. I arrived at a point still embalmed in pure white and felt the presence of an entity. Without words I knew this was the guardian. It let me know that I was allowed a question. I asked it when I would die. It replied that I was the only entity it had come across that is to die only once and asked me never to returnaturn.
I came round again and found my face waxing the concrete. Claret was dribbling from my chinnywinkle and I felt as though I should pass on a third return as he may well ended me that once. It was all behind one of Jung’s strange mirrors. 

Thursday 11 August 2011

The infinitely good old days of the Amsterdam Cat!


Some seriously good old days! (2005 2b accurate) 

Remind your mind you're made of particles 
Masterful maker, maybe it's a carnival.
Maybe we should kill like Bill The Butcher
Maybe when you die there ain't a space for God to put ya!